Parental Conversations

Mc Sweeney’s Conversations My Parents Must Have Had While Planning to Raise a Child made me laugh…

DAD: When I teach her to ride a bike, I will tell her that my hand is on the seat, but then I will take it away just as she is getting the hang of it.

MOM: That will not turn out well.

DAD: No.

Reminds me of Raul Gutierrez’ Lies I’ve Told My 3 Year Old Recently



One response to “Parental Conversations”

  1. from Ring Lardner:
    “Daddy, are we lost?” I asked tenderly.
    “Shut up,” He explained