Mc Sweeney’s Conversations My Parents Must Have Had While Planning to Raise a Child made me laugh…
DAD: When I teach her to ride a bike, I will tell her that my hand is on the seat, but then I will take it away just as she is getting the hang of it.
MOM: That will not turn out well.
DAD: No.
Reminds me of Raul Gutierrez’ Lies I’ve Told My 3 Year Old Recently
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from Ring Lardner:
“Daddy, are we lost?” I asked tenderly.
“Shut up,” He explained