• Mario Kart in JavaScript

    Mario Kart in JavaScript! If this is even 1% as good as the N64 version I won’t be emerging from my bedroom for a long, long, time.

    via kottke

  • NI Health Chief: Homosexuality is a Mental Illness

    Homosexuality is a mental illness, according to the head of Northern Ireland’s health committee, Iris Robinson MP. Can we say ‘forced resignation’?

    After apparently branding homosexuality as “disgusting, loathsome, nauseating, wicked and vile” she went on to recommend […] “a very lovely psychiatrist who works with me in my offices and his Christian background is that he tries to help homosexuals”.

    So what is this research Miller [the ‘lovely psychiatrist’] talks about? A randomised controlled trial from the peer-review medical literature? A meta-analysis of past treatment programmes? Perhaps just an exploratory outcome study?

    No, it’s a book released by a Christian publisher and written by a psychologist and psychiatrist employed by a private evangelical college in the States.

    An extremely depressing read, worth your time to find how much deeper Mrs. Robinson digs her hole. Especially when she likens homosexuals to murderers. You’ll be pleased to know she’s now being investigated for hate crimes.

  • Peak or Trough – You Are a Start-Up

    Are you on a peak or in a trough? Looking for a kick-start? Then you can do worse than reading, absorbing, and taking to heart Ryan Holiday‘s article, This is My Life:

    [Look at developing yourself] like a start up. You are a start up. Don’t worry about monetization. Or a safety net or health insurance or an office. Aim for critical mass and pick up support wherever you can. Woo every customer. Find something that no one else does and do it better than they ever can. Invest in yourself. Sweat equity. What are you doing? Do you love it? Start ups run on love. Read the books. Look for the angel investors. Have an exit strategy.

  • Three of the Best Movie Reviews. Ever.

    Peter Bradshaw on The Hulk (in Hulk-speak, no less)

    “Hulk. Smash!” Yes. Hulk. Smash. Yes. Smash. Big Hulk smash. Smash cars. Buildings. Army tanks. Hulk smash all hope of interesting time in cinema. Hulk take all effort of cinema, effort getting babysitter, effort finding parking, and Hulk put great green fist right through it. Hulk crush all hopes of entertainment.

    Christopher Orr’s review of The Happening (a list of spoilers so that you can mock the film without having seen it.)

    The Happening is not merely bad. […] It’s the kind of movie you want to laugh about with friends, swapping favorite moments of inanity: “Do you remember the part when Mark Wahlberg … ?” “God, yes. And what about that scene where the wind … ?”

    The problem, of course, is that to have such a conversation, you’d normally have to see the movie, which I believe is an unreasonably high price to pay just to make fun of it. So rather than write a conventional review explaining why you should or shouldn’t see The Happening (trust me, you shouldn’t), I’m offering an alternative: A dozen and a half of the most mind-bendingly ridiculous elements of the film, which will enable you to marvel at its anti-genius without sacrificing (and I don’t use that term lightly) 90 minutes of your life.

    Mark Kermode on Pirates of the Caribbean 3

    No words can prepare you for this priceless 10-minute rant by Kermode. My favourite review ever, given the accolade due to Kermode’s renaming of two of the stars: Ikea Shitely and Orloondo Bland.

    The Hulk and The Happening reviews, via kottke (twice)

  • My Ideal Parenting Model

    When Mom and Dad Share It All is a New York Times cover story on gender and parenting. A great story with greater insights, this paragraph sums up how I hope my future would be:

    They would create their own model, one in which they were parenting partners. Equals and peers. They would work equal hours, spend equal time with their children, take equal responsibility for their home. Neither would be the keeper of the mental to-do lists; neither of their careers would take precedence. Both would be equally likely to plan a birthday party or know that the car needs oil or miss work for a sick child or remember (without prompting) to stop at the store for diapers and milk. They understood that this would mean recalibrating their career ambitions, and probably their income.

    It doesn’t sound easy, and in reality it’s harder again.

  • Don’t Follow Your Passion – Fix Your Lifestyle

    Fix the lifestyle you want. Then work backwards from there.

    A novel take on the typical inspirational graduation speech. It’s not about following your passion or not taking yourself too seriously. They’re important, but this is different.

    The idea is to not think of your ideal job, but to think of your ideal lifestyle. To think of it in detail down to minute details of how you want to live your life. Only from there can you begin to construct your career goals – aiming not for that ideal job but aiming for that ideal lifestyle.

    After all, isn’t that what you’re really after?

  • Six Habits of Highly Effective Mentees (and My Start-Up Life Excerpts)

    Personally and professionally I always thrive to learn. Nine months ago I moved from programming into systems/business analysis: I knew what the job entailed and knew I could do it well. I still asked for a mentor.

    Specifically, I asked that my mentor be the person in our organisation who is always lauded as being the most knowledgeable. Being a mentee is not easy.

    Six Habits of Highly Effective Mentees is an article written by Ben Casnocha (author of My Start-Up Life) and has renewed my life as a mentee after flagging lately. The habits are:

    1. It’s all about the questions you ask
    2. Have strong beliefs, weakly held
    3. Have a long term perspective
    4. Be open to topics not on your short-term agenda
    5. Follow up by showing interest in them (at least four times a year)
    6. Don’t make the mentor do the work

    The Power of Mentors is an excerpt from Ben’s book. I recommend reading it and the others that are available on the book’s site.

  • The Third Place – Joel ‘on Software’ Spolsky

    Building Communities with Software is an old article of Joel ‘on Software’ Spolsky’s that deals with social ‘third places‘:

    The social scientist Ray Oldenburg talks about how humans need a third place, besides work and home, to meet with friends, have a beer, discuss the events of the day, and enjoy some human interaction.

    These were the independent coffee shops and the quiet, smoky bars of the nineties. Now we have online social networks. Joel’s primary axiom of developing a thriving online community:

    Small software implementation details result in big differences in the way the community develops, behaves, and feels.

  • The Big Picture – Again!

    Boston.com’s The Big Picture (“News Stories in Photographs”) must be the most linked-to current affairs/photography ‘blog’ in the past week.

    There’s a reason for this – it’s amazing.

  • Something Different: BA Flight 5390

    In the summer of 1990 British Airways Flight 539 took off from Birmingham, UK for Málaga, Spain. You could say that the flight didn’t exactly go according to plan.

    At 17,300 feet a cockpit window suffered a ‘failure’, and by ‘failure’ I mean the window departed the aircraft and the unstrapped captain headed towards the window – head first – at high speed. Amazingly he survived with only frostbite and bruising (and shock, natch) caused by having the upper half of his body hanging outside the cockpit for 20 minutes in speeds of up to 500 mph while a number of flight attendants held his legs.

    He returned to work 6 months later and is still flying today.